Lepas daku call HP petang tadi, daku jadi teringat lelucon yang dikirim sahabat suatu menjak dulu...

Lepas sekian lama dalam box itu-daku still gelak...patutla gaji dowang mahal...!
Tapi yang penting customer itu bukan aku!!!hehe

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3)Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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4).Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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5) Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."
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6). Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"
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7). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
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8).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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9). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly.
"Tech Support: "What does it say?
"Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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10). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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